The bluffman School of hard knocks

[motherfunky]

I thought id post this for your enjoyment Doug. After donking out of todays LP game in about 3 hands I thought id cheer myself up with a turbo.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2877999040: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (21959565), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:24:59 ET - 2007/07/07
Seat 1: Ugly Inside (1,490)
Seat 2: TopSalesBaby (1,340)
Seat 3: wop55 (1,275)
Seat 4: RockyBalboa9 (2,175)
Seat 5: Rogerafs (1,505)
Seat 6: Spooky_tom (1,485)
Seat 7: WiscoThrower (1,230)
Seat 8: watabunchofjoke (1,475)
Seat 9: RUPART 5 (1,525)
TopSalesBaby posts the small blind of 30
wop55 posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ugly Inside [7d 9d]
RockyBalboa9 folds
Rogerafs calls 60
Spooky_tom calls 60
WiscoThrower has 15 seconds left to act
WiscoThrower calls 60
watabunchofjoke folds
RUPART 5 folds
Ugly Inside calls 60
TopSalesBaby calls 30
wop55 checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8c Th]
TopSalesBaby checks
wop55 checks
Rogerafs checks
Spooky_tom has 15 seconds left to act
Spooky_tom bets 225
WiscoThrower folds
Ugly Inside raises to 450
TopSalesBaby folds
wop55 folds
Rogerafs folds
Spooky_tom calls 225
*** TURN *** [Jd 8c Th] [Js]
Spooky_tom checks
Ugly Inside bets 980, and is all in
Spooky_tom calls 975, and is all in
Ugly Inside shows [7d 9d]
Spooky_tom shows [Qh Jh]
Uncalled bet of 5 returned to Ugly Inside
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8c Th Js] [Qd]
Ugly Inside shows a straight, Queen high
Spooky_tom shows a full house, Jacks full of Queens
Spooky_tom wins the pot (3,210) with a full house, Jacks full of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,210 | Rake 0
Board: [Jd 8c Th Js Qd]
Seat 1: Ugly Inside (button) showed [7d 9d] and lost with a straight, Queen high
Seat 2: TopSalesBaby (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: wop55 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: RockyBalboa9 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Rogerafs folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Spooky_tom showed [Qh Jh] and won (3,210) with a fucking full house, Jacks full of fucking Queens
Seat 7: WiscoThrower folded on the Flop
Seat 8: watabunchofjoke didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: RUPART 5 didn't bet (folded)

feel my pain

[bluffmanxx]

nice edit in the summary

[motherfunky]

So I sit down in a dreaded ring game

Full Tilt Poker Game #2880206751: Table Patina (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 19:48:53 ET - 2007/07/07
Seat 1: zeom ($9.75)
Seat 2: Ugly Inside ($11)
Seat 3: brutus112 ($0), is sitting out
Seat 4: CHITOWN143 ($4.60)
Seat 5: DaDivX ($24.10)
Seat 6: mchoe ($9.70)
Ugly Inside posts the small blind of $0.05
CHITOWN143 posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Ugly Inside [Jc Qc]
DaDivX calls $0.10
mchoe folds
zeom folds
Ugly Inside raises to $0.25
CHITOWN143 calls $0.15
DaDivX calls $0.15
*** FLOP *** [Ac Tc 2d]
Ugly Inside bets $0.35
CHITOWN143 folds
DaDivX raises to $1.80
Ugly Inside calls $1.45
*** TURN *** [Ac Tc 2d] [Kd]
Ugly Inside checks
DaDivX bets $4.35
Ugly Inside raises to $8.70
DaDivX raises to $13.05
Ugly Inside calls $0.25, and is all in
DaDivX shows [2h 2s]
Ugly Inside shows [Jc Qc]
Uncalled bet of $4.10 returned to DaDivX
*** RIVER *** [Ac Tc 2d Kd] [Td]
DaDivX shows a full house, Twos full of Tens
Ugly Inside shows a straight, Ace high
DaDivX wins the pot ($21.25) with a full house, Twos full of Tens
Ugly Inside is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $22.25 | Rake $1
Board: [Ac Tc 2d Kd Td]
Seat 1: zeom (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Ugly Inside (small blind) showed [Jc Qc] and lost with a straight, Ace high
Seat 3: brutus112 is sitting out
Seat 4: CHITOWN143 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: DaDivX showed [2h 2s] and won ($21.25) with a full house, Twos full of Tens
Seat 6: mchoe didn't bet (folded)

Ive done some maths on the last 100 all in heads up hands ive played, and im winning less than half the number I should. Thats not bad luck thats impossible luck. Going all in is a big part of the game.

Its relentless

[WinJStar]

Lets rename this the Official Funkymamma/Bluffman Bad Beat thread.

[motherfunky]

no lets not!

[bluffmanxx]

you gonna make me share the marquee with HIM ?????

[Kellieintx]

Bumping this for the winner... the hardknocks ended here! Third wasnt that bad!

[motherfunky]

Im a bit torn over Dougs win, obviously im delighted for him. On the other hand its ruined his image.

If word gets out players might even start folding to him

[bluffmanxx]

we shall see if things return to "normal". either way it was a very good night.

[girlygirlxx]

IT WAS AWESOME DOUGIE!!!!! The cheerleaders even brought in some new LP members....