The bluffman School of hard knocks

[Harsea21]

This is not a suck out or anything like that, but I'm short stack, BB, bubble ... no luck .... check it out!!! Roller coaster effect!!!


Full Tilt Poker Game #2905946458: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (22172927), Table 1 - 400/800 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:02:32 ET - 2007/07/10
Seat 3: Harsea21 (1,770)
Seat 4: skeletonking (2,990)
Seat 5: groges (3,120)
Seat 6: Peon U (5,620)
Peon U posts the small blind of 400
Harsea21 posts the big blind of 800
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Harsea21 [9c Ac]
skeletonking raises to 2,990, and is all in
groges folds
Peon U folds
Harsea21 calls 970, and is all in
skeletonking shows [Jh Jc]
Harsea21 shows [9c Ac]
Uncalled bet of 1,220 returned to skeletonking
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9d 9s]
*** TURN *** [Qs 9d 9s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9d 9s Js] [8s]
skeletonking shows a full house, Jacks full of Nines
Harsea21 shows three of a kind, Nines
skeletonking wins the pot (3,940) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines
Harsea21 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,940 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs 9d 9s Js 8s]
Seat 3: Harsea21 (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: skeletonking showed [Jh Jc] and won (3,940) with a full house, Jacks full of Nines
Seat 5: groges (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: Peon U (small blind) folded before the Flop


... to win, you need a minimum of luck, and after the flop I said to myself, there's your chance to win that one

[Harsea21]

I forgot to take the hand history for that one, I was too pissed off ...

On full tilt, final table, 6 players left, money for first 4.

I'm doing fine, average stack, small blind, everybody folds

I have A3s, I call, BB check.

flop = 2 A 3

I bet the pot, the other guy raises 2 x ... I go all-in (couldn't believe he has 45). He calls.

The guy has A2o

turn = J
.............. river = 2

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Can't win anymore on that site!!!

[Fetique]

Fucking imbeciles really piss me off.

I am deep into a 45 player sit and go, and I raise from the button, (folded around to me) with A8 and the bb calls me with KdJd. I hit my ace and two diamond rags. BB puts out a tester bet and I make a strong reraise. BB calls and misses the turn. I have position. He goes all in on his 20% kamikaze draw and I call. Like clockwork, the diamond comes, and another moron knocks me out.

I try another one, and this time I am at the final table but short stacked. One limper ahead of me and I push my last 3 bets with QQ. The button calls me with T7 suited for a third of his stack and sucks two pair. These morons just get lucky every time.

[bluffmanxx]

Here is a reminder why this thread has my name in the title......second hand in $22+2 SNG:

Full Tilt Poker Game #2969587704: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (22670008), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:57:40 ET - 2007/07/16
Seat 1: cyberblades (1,485)
Seat 2: TSapida (1,470), is sitting out
Seat 3: bluffmanxx (1,500)
Seat 4: corkinsfan (1,500)
Seat 5: Flynazn (1,500)
Seat 6: e18598 (1,500)
Seat 7: Buster McJunks (1,545)
Seat 8: premi (1,500)
Seat 9: jja72 (1,500)
TSapida posts the small blind of 15
bluffmanxx posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bluffmanxx [Jd Qd]
TSapida has returned
corkinsfan raises to 60
Flynazn folds
e18598 folds
Buster McJunks folds
premi folds
jja72 folds
cyberblades has 15 seconds left to act
cyberblades folds
TSapida calls 45
150 in the pot, 30 to call
bluffmanxx calls 30
*** FLOP *** [3d Td 4d]
I have flopped a queen high straight
TSapida bets 120
bluffmanxx calls 120
corkinsfan raises to 240
TSapida folds
660 in the pot and I figure I'll just take it down right here.....if i get a call i'm still in great shape.
bluffmanxx raises to 1,440, and is all in
corkinsfan calls 1,200, and is all in
bluffmanxx shows [Jd Qd]
corkinsfan shows [Kd Qs]
must be the same flush chaser that got fetique
*** TURN *** [3d Td 4d] [2d]
another brilliant play rewarded on fulltilt
*** RIVER *** [3d Td 4d 2d] [Js]
bluffmanxx shows a flush, Queen high
corkinsfan shows a flush, King high
corkinsfan wins the pot (3,180) with a flush, King high
bluffmanxx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,180 | Rake 0
Board: [3d Td 4d 2d Js]
Seat 1: cyberblades (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TSapida (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: bluffmanxx (big blind) showed [Jd Qd] and lost with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: corkinsfan showed [Kd Qs] and won (3,180) with a flush, King high
Seat 5: Flynazn didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: e18598 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Buster McJunks didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: premi didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jja72 didn't bet (folded)

the best part is that this was maybe 2 minutes after i flopped a straight in the first hand of a $5 double stack omaha game that resulted in all the chips going in against 2 pair. the river hit his hand and i was done.

even worse is a couple minutes after the flush hand i got my chips in with AK vs. AQ and had that cracked as well.

so within 5 minutes a 77% win, a 71% win and a 74% win all went down the toilet.

[Fetique]

I do not claim to be anything more than a fledgling student of the Bluffman School of Hard Knocks.
I feel your pain, or at least 5% of it, based on the cost of the buy in. Things have to get better...

[bluffmanxx]

here is another fun hand...really had me wondering how anyone can be this stupid.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2989790308: $22 + $2 Sit & Go (Turbo) (22828373), Table 1 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:13:12 ET - 2007/07/18
Seat 1: amp112181 (1,470)
Seat 2: bluffmanxx (1,455)
Seat 3: JoshB25 (1,440)
Seat 4: bdiddy28 (1,500)
Seat 5: sally007 (1,620)
Seat 6: CalculatedMoves (1,470)
Seat 7: DrunkMonkey22 (1,380)
Seat 8: ilovetarajane (1,500)
Seat 9: 1crdshrtafuldek (1,665)
sally007 posts the small blind of 20
CalculatedMoves posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bluffmanxx [Kc Ks]
DrunkMonkey22 raises to 140
ilovetarajane folds
1crdshrtafuldek folds
amp112181 folds
bluffmanxx has 15 seconds left to act
bluffmanxx raises to 480
JoshB25 folds
bdiddy28 calls 480
sally007 folds
CalculatedMoves folds
DrunkMonkey22 raises to 1,380, and is all in
bluffmanxx raises to 1,455, and is all in
bdiddy28 calls 975
bluffmanxx shows [Kc Ks] 77% to win
bdiddy28 shows [7h 7s] 9% to win
DrunkMonkey22 shows [7c 4c] 12% to win
wtf is this guy thinking??? all that action in front of him and he pushes more chips in????
*** FLOP *** [3h 5c Tc]
*** TURN *** [3h 5c Tc] [Ad]
*** RIVER *** [3h 5c Tc Ad[8c]
and of course fulltilt pays him off!!!!!!
bluffmanxx shows a pair of Kings
bdiddy28 shows a pair of Sevens
bluffmanxx wins the side pot (150) with a pair of Kings
DrunkMonkey22 shows a flush, Ten high
DrunkMonkey22 wins the main pot (4,200) with a flush, Ten high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,350 Main pot 4,200. Side pot 150. | Rake 0
Board: [3h 5c Tc Ad 8c]
Seat 1: amp112181 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: bluffmanxx showed [Kc Ks] and won (150) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: JoshB25 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: bdiddy28 (button) showed [7h 7s] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: sally007 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: CalculatedMoves (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: DrunkMonkey22 showed [7c 4c] and won (4,200) with a flush, Ten high
Seat 8: ilovetarajane didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 1crdshrtafuldek didn't bet (folded)

this guy has a -19% ROI - if you see him regestered - get in the game!!!!

[Kellieintx]

painnnffffulll!!! sorry

[Ezfingers]

Im not even gonna bother showing hand historys. But july 18th was the Ez day of suckouts and hardknocks. 7 sngs with no payout. Every knockout i had the best hand after the flp and guy hit on turn or river or running cards on both to take me downnnnnnnn. Then decided to play the midnight madness. Im cruiseing along nicely with 400 players left. I have 88 and called a 2xblind raise. a 8 4 10 flp. Player goes allin. Im putting them on nice pkt pair. Looking at flp thinking all that can beat me at this point is 1010 and low and behold thats what they had. So im down but not out. The very next hand i have k10. Kng flps. I bet 2 players fold one calls with nothing not even a draw. A queen turns. the player has q8. I go allin. They call and 8 rivers to finish of my day -90.

[Ezfingers]

Originally Posted by Fetique

Fucking imbeciles really piss me off.

I am deep into a 45 player sit and go, and I raise from the button, (folded around to me) with A8 and the bb calls me with KdJd. I hit my ace and two diamond rags. BB puts out a tester bet and I make a strong reraise. BB calls and misses the turn. I have position. He goes all in on his 20% kamikaze draw and I call. Like clockwork, the diamond comes, and another moron knocks me out.

I try another one, and this time I am at the final table but short stacked. One limper ahead of me and I push my last 3 bets with QQ. The button calls me with T7 suited for a third of his stack and sucks two pair. These morons just get lucky every time.

^^^^
Fetique, I call it the idiot assault. I usually pride myself at avoiding there nonsense at the 9man sngs. Ill usually try to identify them and wait till there gone. Or really sting um hard when i have the goods. But sometimes theres 4 or more at the table and theres simply nothing u can do but fall prey to as u call them imbeciles!! lol

[Fetique]

The doomswitch has been pulled on me. I can't win anymore. Final table, 45 players, shortstack, QQ, all in, called by T7 (for one third of his stack) and lose. AK vs. AJ loses. I will be broke soon.