The bluffman School of hard knocks

[Harsea21]

Here's a tough one ... I'm folding everything like for the last 40 min (64, 93, T2, etc) and then comes those 7s

Full Tilt Poker Game #7278261131: $7,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (54597022), Table 43 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:08:57 ET - 2008/07/18
Seat 1: TomBrady50 (6,894)
Seat 2: Harsea21 (11,701)
Seat 3: Justin5881 (7,690)
Seat 4: Nidejr (10,414)
Seat 5: Jerry Spinks (11,744)
Seat 6: PocketPayette (5,042)
TomBrady50 posts the small blind of 100
Harsea21 posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Harsea21 [7c 7d]
Justin5881 raises to 550
Nidejr folds
Jerry Spinks folds
PocketPayette folds
TomBrady50 folds
Harsea21 calls 350
*** FLOP *** [7h 2h Ac]
I know he's agresive, so I'll check/raise him ... I don't like those heart
Harsea21 checks
Justin5881 bets 700 (I knew it)
Harsea21 has 15 seconds left to act
Harsea21 raises to 3,300
Justin5881 raises to 7,140, and is all in (ooops ... )
Harsea21 calls 3,840
Justin5881 shows [8h Ah] (exactly what I thought)
Harsea21 shows [7c 7d]
*** TURN *** [7h 2h Ac] [Ad] (yeah FH ... bring in the flsh I don't care anymore)

*** RIVER *** [7h 2h Ac Ad] [8c] (WHAT?????? .... 15% to hit an A or 8 ... and he hits it)
Justin5881 shows a full house, Aces full of Eights
Harsea21 shows a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Justin5881 wins the pot (15,480) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15,480 | Rake 0
Board: [7h 2h Ac Ad 8c]
Seat 1: TomBrady50 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Harsea21 (big blind) showed [7c 7d] and lost with a full house, Sevens full of Aces
Seat 3: Justin5881 showed [8h Ah] and won (15,480) with a full house, Aces full of Eights
Seat 4: Nidejr didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Jerry Spinks didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: PocketPayette (button) didn't bet (folded)

I want to cry

[Harsea21]

That frickin bastard had 4 outs left and he hit one of them .... here are the odds ... I was ahead all the way and incresing every card

[Harsea21]

Same bastard took me out 15 hands later ... JJ vs QQ ... see the luck vs luck thread ... I was almost chip leader at the table and I played 2 hands against that guy and he took me out!!

[Harsea21]

Here's one for our friends that like Omaha ... He trapped me the bastard!!!

Full Tilt Poker Game #7279516647: $4,000 Guarantee (55244341), Table 6 - 30/60 - Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 21:53:11 ET - 2008/07/18
Seat 1: Cameron21769 (6,337)
Seat 2: Harsea21 (9,664)
Seat 3: chiploads (4,000)
Seat 4: nelioness (8,761)
Seat 5: Datukk (3,320), is sitting out
Seat 6: skubyCP (8,909)
Seat 7: stoop (2,480)
Seat 8: Black Cat Troy (6,520)
Seat 9: cjfwin (10,581)
stoop posts the small blind of 30
Black Cat Troy posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Harsea21 [Qc Js 8s Qd]
cjfwin folds
Cameron21769 calls 60
Harsea21 has 15 seconds left to act
Harsea21 raises to 270
chiploads folds
nelioness folds
Datukk folds
skubyCP folds
stoop folds
Black Cat Troy calls 210
Cameron21769 calls 210
*** FLOP *** [Qs Ah 4h]
Black Cat Troy checks
Cameron21769 checks
Harsea21 has 15 seconds left to act
Harsea21 bets 840
Black Cat Troy folds
Cameron21769 raises to 3,360
Harsea21 raises to 9,394, and is all in
Cameron21769 calls 2,707, and is all in
Harsea21 shows [Qc Js 8s Qd]
Cameron21769 shows [6s Ac 2d As]
Uncalled bet of 3,327 returned to Harsea21
*** TURN *** [Qs Ah 4h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Ah 4h 6d] [9c]
Harsea21 shows three of a kind, Queens
Cameron21769 shows three of a kind, Aces
Cameron21769 wins the pot (12,974) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12,974 | Rake 0
Board: [Qs Ah 4h 6d 9c]
Seat 1: Cameron21769 showed [6s Ac 2d As] and won (12,974) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: Harsea21 showed [Qc Js 8s Qd] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 3: chiploads didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: nelioness didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Datukk didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: skubyCP (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: stoop (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: Black Cat Troy (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: cjfwin didn't bet (folded)

[bhestertx]

Why bother playing? Seems every time I try something like this happens...

Full Tilt Poker Game #7397189105: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (56252221), Table 1 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 13:40:41 ET - 2008/07/27
Seat 1: wial (1,345)
Seat 4: jbtaxman (5,770)
Seat 5: bhestertx (1,885)
wial posts the small blind of 100
jbtaxman posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to bhestertx [Ks Ah]
bhestertx raises to 700
wial folds
jbtaxman calls 500
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6d 6h]
jbtaxman bets 200
Would he call the raise with a 6? Probably not... I'm guessing K X, but I have the kicker. I figure worst case it's a split, right?
bhestertx raises to 1,185, and is all in
jbtaxman calls 985
bhestertx shows [Ks Ah]
jbtaxman shows [5d 5s]
OK, he HAD a slight edge pre-flop... That's out the window and now he's down to 8%.
*** TURN *** [Kh 6d 6h] [As]
Oooo even better! He still only has 2 outs, 4.5%...
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6d 6h As] [5c]

And the hits just keep on coming.......
bhestertx shows two pair, Aces and Kings
jbtaxman shows a full house, Fives full of Sixes
jbtaxman wins the pot (3,870) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
bhestertx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,870 | Rake 0
Board: [Kh 6d 6h As 5c]
Seat 1: wial (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: jbtaxman (big blind) showed [5d 5s] and won (3,870) with a full house, Fives full of Sixes
Seat 5: bhestertx (button) showed [Ks Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings

[motherfunky]

Id rather rub my cock with a cheese grater than play online, but as there wasn't a cheese grater to hand.

Full Tilt Poker Game #7212381654: $28,000 Guarantee (54721341), Table 12 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:35:22 ET - 2008/07/13
Seat 1: jvd1310 (5,130)
Seat 2: -Ger-Balm- (775)
Seat 3: Moth3rfunky (11,912)
sitting pretty
Seat 4: mr plako (2,815)
Seat 5: mikmax99 (6,276)
Seat 6: ravenfan1733 (2,500)
Seat 7: DontWasteIt (2,767)
Seat 8: sammyfarhatjr (1,560)
Seat 9: pokurpup (2,820), is sitting out
DontWasteIt posts the small blind of 30
sammyfarhatjr posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Moth3rfunky [2h As]
dont do it
pokurpup folds
jvd1310 folds
-Ger-Balm- folds
Moth3rfunky calls 60
mr plako calls 60
mikmax99 calls 60
ravenfan1733 calls 60
DontWasteIt calls 30
sammyfarhatjr checks
*** FLOP *** [3c 5c 4d]
oh look at that ive hit a str8 on the flop
DontWasteIt checks
sammyfarhatjr checks
Moth3rfunky checks
mr plako checks
mikmax99 checks
ravenfan1733 (idiot) bets 360
DontWasteIt folds
sammyfarhatjr folds
tum dee dum
Moth3rfunky has 15 seconds left to act
Moth3rfunky raises to 720 bring it
mr plako has 15 seconds left to act
mr plako folds
mikmax99 folds
ravenfan1733 raises to 2,440, and is all in
Oh yes what a donk im gonna go 2nd HAHAHAHA
Moth3rfunky calls 1,720
ravenfan1733 shows [7s 5h]
ohh top pair very nice LOL
Moth3rfunky shows [2h As]
*** TURN *** [3c 5c 4d] [8h]



bet you cant guess




*** RIVER *** [3c 5c 4d 8h] [6c]
ravenfan1733 shows a straight, Eight high
Moth3rfunky shows a straight, Six high
ravenfan1733 wins the pot (5,240) with a straight, Eight high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,240 | Rake 0
Board: [3c 5c 4d 8h 6c]
Seat 1: jvd1310 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: -Ger-Balm- didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Moth3rfunky showed [2h As] and lost with a straight, Six high
Seat 4: mr plako folded on the Flop
Seat 5: mikmax99 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: ravenfan1733 (button) showed [7s 5h] played like a baboon and won (5,240) with a straight, Eight high
Seat 7: DontWasteIt (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 8: sammyfarhatjr (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: pokurpup didn't bet (folded)

[WinJStar]

Funkymamma.....that beat sux, but yay..you started playing again. I got my sng partner back

[bluffmanxx]

He has a new account too i see

and for the record, i've just been slaughtered so many times i don't even have the motivation to post them much anymore. my KK vs 99 hand the other day that cost me $90 was a good example. $5-10 limit, capped preflop ($20 3 ways) flop was 229 and we capped again on the flop (again $20 3 ways) i'm thinking somebody probably has a nine and someone else another overpair to the board. turn is another 9 so i'm thinking there is a good chance i'm beat, guy bets $10, i call, other guy folds. the river is a king, so now i have the nuts...well, unless someone has 22 or 99. so we cap the river for $40 each...and yes of course he has quad nines.

not only did i get an expensive beat with KK, but the K just HAD to come on the river so i could lose an extra $30.

[billynomates]

Talk about badluck! 6 man tourney(on line) dealt 3h 7d sitting under the rifle I make a standard raise, two call. 5c 6s Ah on flop I raise they follow, 4c on flop I cleverly make same raise, the BB reraises and I just smirk and call. The river a Js I go allin and the BB sees me and turns over 78. To add insult to injury when I tell him what a lucky so-and-so he is he calls me a fish !!!!

[WinJStar]